When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.
by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007
Get the Christmas in Julymug. When a fat woman's inner thighs rub together causing the loose fitting shorts to ride up into her crotch.
The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.
The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.
The result is a shape of a christmas tree. High up top, tapering down and out.
The typical reaction is to point it out to your friends and start singing a custom version of the holiday classic, Oh, Christmas Tree, so only the people you are with can hear it.
Check out that fat chick in front of us.... Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree A big hairy star sits on to of thee.
by Boozie B. August 27, 2009
Get the Christmas treemug. When an dude is nailing a girl in the anus and he pulls out and shoots all over her bungole and then proceeds to shove cotton balls up said bungole mixing with the skeet to form an adhesive. The dude may then wish to slap the girl on the ass or face for good luck and to watch her response, which may resemble that of a surprised, dumbass monkey.
by keatonbatman72 December 18, 2007
Get the christmas monkeymug. Its when you chill your balls with something really cold and have someone start sucking on them and then they spit it out into a shot glass mix with vodka then shove it up there pussy and have someone(or you) drink it while there squirting it out.
by BlakeAteYourCat December 20, 2010
Get the Christmas Eggnogmug. When you finally lose it and murder your entire family on christmas. All because no one got you the present you really wanted.
"You Bastards!!! I wanted the LISA DOLL!!! NOT THE MOLLY DOLL!!!
"You Bastards!!! I wanted the LISA DOLL!!! NOT THE MOLLY DOLL!!!
by Lildemonlady March 1, 2010
Get the Bloody Christmasmug. Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.
Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.
-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.
-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.
-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
by handon December 24, 2009
Get the White Christmasmug. The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
christmas eve
christmas
christmas eve
christmas
by longpants December 27, 2005
Get the christmas aftmug.