fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

by dgro September 21, 2006

alaskan chopsticks

that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping

the only reason ur are pregnant is from the alaskan chopsticks i gave you

by kevin chunk May 12, 2009

Cum Chips

Ejaculating onto a plate, then placing the place outside in the sun until it dries out. When dry, peel off and eat.

Sandy said the cum chips were surprisingly crunchy and salty.

by Honeylocs May 26, 2008

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

chomsky

1) (verb) to lie about and libel someone mercilessly, and in a most outrageous manner

2) (noun) an invented story meant to viciously insult some person or group (in the traditional sense, usually a prominent Israeli Jew or American politician, or the Israeli or US government, or either group as a whole; the target can be any individual or group however); also, an invented story meant to euphemistically gloss over and/or compliment an otherwise reprehensible individual or group.

4 (noun) an outrageous lie; a whopper

(verb) Sharon didn't take her breakup very well; she's been chomskying her ex-boyfriend all over town.

(noun) That guy is an incredible bigot - whenever he's at some public gathering he can't help telling a chomsky or some anti-Semitic joke.

by DrCruel September 8, 2006

Soda and Chips

If you're in South Beach Miami, yell this out on Washington Ave. and you're gauranteed to have a pleasant night. Watch for po-po.

"Soda and chiips...half off!"

by Stephan Vermani May 21, 2003

tenzin choesang

Tibetan dude who effortlessly pulls a overwhelming amount of bitches, like way to much, to the point they are swarming his house and breaking down the door like zombies.

the bitches: "wow Tenzin you're so attractive and charismatic!!"
Tenzin Choesang: "yeah ik."

by theweinerboy January 18, 2023