Chode

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019

a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

Mr. Chode

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.

"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.

by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016

chode

a penis that is wider then long IT IS NOT ,,, NOT the area beetween your ass and penis ,,, that is called the taint or the gooch .... a chode is a penis wider then it is long

chodes are not good and they suck to have

by Andr3w 21 August 21, 2006

chode

An penis that is fater than it is long.

Devin, and Jamine slaped each others chodes around in the shower.

by Erik46 October 13, 2007

Chode

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr February 24, 2009