Captain Kirk

A long, skinny, curvy dick.

Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!

She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.

by fmywet87 March 17, 2016

Captain Wide

Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).

"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"

by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019

Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.

Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

captain sabertooth

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"

-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album

by big dick twins October 13, 2014

Captain Fanta

Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"

Captain Fanta is better than Captain Coke

by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018

Captain Extra

A male attention whore/ drama king. Known for acting extra. Hails from Total Drama Island.

Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!

by Sambonater21 October 20, 2015

Captain Dylan

Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.

In a way...

Dylan is Duke.

J: Did you hear about Captain Dylan's victory against the aliens, G?
G: Yeah! Awesome stuff!

by slap_mcbald October 16, 2021