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Ass-canker

A nasty female/male your son/daughter is currently dating that has a bunch of unkept kids, will not work, lives to beg for help on any social media and rides the welfare system instead of doing anything to help themselves. This is just nasty, vile and no class or tact at all.
Jordans new g/f amber is an ass-canker.
by Lilmizdiz September 26, 2021
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roman candle

the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
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Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.
‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’
by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021
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Tommy Candle

Also known as a T candle. Buying an asset for 5x value in the first min of trading. Most commonly done by mistake. It usually involves entering the total buying amount as the asking price instead. The term was popularized by Tommy Hogan on Jan 10, 2022.
The new crypto was just listed, check out this Tommy Candle
by RHS Studient 2012-2013 January 10, 2022
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pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick
Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.
by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022
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captain candle day

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot
by captain candle January 22, 2022
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Crackhead Cackle

The sound you hear walking in a dark ally way with more then 25 cents. Rendering you completely incapable of understanding your surroundings for over half an hour.
I swear bro, last night I saw a homeless man, he ask for a quarter. After I pulled one, next thing I knew I was out. You never know when someone is gonna pull the old Crackhead Cackle.
by Magmawall January 27, 2022
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