Chair acheivment

When you sit on a chair and your crush pulls your pants down and sucks you like a popsicle

Man my crush came over today and the Chair acheivment was unlocked

by MikealsonGamer January 29, 2018

chair cloth

What my dad calls a blanket on a chair.

"Hey, grab me that chair cloth."
"What the heck is a chair cloth?"

by Pieperson87 December 25, 2016

rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Chair abuser

Chair abuser better known as Karl Jacobs
Who fucking jumps on his chair

Ah look the chair abuser is back

by Renboob September 8, 2021

Chair-peace75

a cool person that draws and probably won't steal your kidneys

Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Chair-peace75?
Person 2: That one dude who makes crappy art?
Person 1: Yep

by Chair-peace75 September 11, 2021