Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
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Get the FuckTard Carl mug.The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
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Get the Carl TheRapist mug.A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
by Read it! July 9, 2025
Get the Tree-fucking Carl mug.A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
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Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
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Get the Peepin' Carl mug.A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.
"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
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