1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
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We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is
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A man on a mission, who has a brother who's name starts with "m" He has brown hair and eyes, and loafers
Calean has hair!
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Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked
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