Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020

butthole

extra pocket

Guy 1: bro I got 3 pockets
Guy 2: dude what
Guy 1: come over tonight and you'll find out
Guy 7: butthole

by brick69 March 1, 2020

polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs

client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.

by iknowriight September 21, 2020

Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

Butthole blowback

When someone farts into your butthole and you fart it back out.

That was an impressive butthole blowback, Sally.

by Meatflap Moe September 26, 2020

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012