peanut butter fridays

The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.

My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.

by D-Money699 June 5, 2022

Stuck the butter in the pantry

Euphemism for unintentional anal sex.

Girl 1: My guy and I were having some crazy sex last night and he almost stuck the butter in the pantry!

Girl 2: Ahh! I hate it when that happens!

by NotMalice May 28, 2012

Niles the Butler

A character from the TV show 'The Nanny' played by Daniel Davis.

Niles the Butler, get off GTA V and get me some radish sauce.

by Kadzi October 7, 2013

skimming the butter

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.

"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".

by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017

Nashville Nutter Butter

The Nashville Nutter Butter is the action of ejaculating on your partners back in order to create a buttery surface. You then will dump a bucket of popcorn on the lubricated surface to create buttery popcorn. You then finish the act by watching a movie with them while eating the popcorn.

I wanted to try the Nashville Nutter Butter with my girlfriend, but she wasn’t up for it.

by Lord WizarD III November 2, 2020

bread is better than butter

I don't know... but I personally think bread is better than butter. Fite me

person 1: dude, bread is better than butter
person 2: heck yeah, totally.
person 3: I don't agree
person 1:...
person 2:...
person 3:...
*starts fighting*

by Home is where danmei exists October 11, 2020

Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny day

This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.

Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!

by jay da pimp May 1, 2021