Brandon Lynch

Some absolute baboon of a Roadman who lives and breathes north face, caps, man bags and acne.

Girl 1: Ew, look at that roadman!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a Brandon Lynch!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Brandon Churchill

Enjoys ripping duct tape off of his chest and putting ice in his underwear at 4 am.

that guy is as crazy as Brandon Churchill!

by Biebersbaby99 January 1, 2012

Brandon Boudreau

A grade 7 teacher who went to Timmies and ordered timbits but they didn't have so he went to another one and ordered 60 and gave them out to is class. Thanks bro :)

Brandon Boudreau: I got tim b's!
Grade 7 Class: I dooooo!! AHHHHHH

by Danny Dumptruck November 29, 2021

brandon scrumptious

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍

by fatherisme March 6, 2022

brandon

some small ginger boy, plays football, has a cute dog, bullies his girlfriend and his sister x

girlfriend:what u doing

brandon:playing fortnite fuck off

by arravelllllaa May 5, 2019

Brandon's disease

This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.

Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly

by pomona bk July 7, 2008

Brandon ROY

The 2007 NBA Rookie of the Year(ROY). Plays for the Portland Trailblazers and averages 16.8ppg 4.4rebs and 4ast. Has already established himself as a clutch player that thrives under pressure. He has had more buzzer beaters on his first season than Lebron James in his entire career.

When the game is on the line, you want the ball on Brandon Roy's hands.

by gnr21 April 23, 2007