bored

:/

if you are reading this you must be bored :

i can help

think of a number
forget that number because its useless
think of the person you hate the most
think that they are doing something they dont like
forget them
and smile

bored means bored, thats all i'm going to say

by guess my favourite number :] August 9, 2021

I'm Bored

Go fuck yourself

Person 1: Hey can you define I'm Bored for me?
Person 2: Go fuck yourself

by Octyn July 20, 2022

Bored

Something i am rn

Im bored

by Im_bored_123 May 4, 2021

Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023

Bored

What you probably are right now because you're searching this up rn. So, think about how you feel right now while you're bored. That's what it means.

Person #1: I have an odd feeling that everybody on Urban Dictionary is bored.
Person #2: I mean, yeah. Does anybody REALLY go on Urban Dictionary?
Person #1: Nah, the person reading this is definitely bored.

by urlocaldummy November 23, 2021

fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.

Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring

by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020

Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014