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Bitches don't play

A phrase used by the 2x4 interns to fill an awkward silence. It is also used as a means to respond to a story when nothing else can be said.
Matt: "What if we just had Jesus telling you to go to Firestone, that would killer right?"

Van: "Bitches don't play."

Matt: "They really don't!"
by Furmie October 7, 2008
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bitchest

you are the bitchest trick I know
by likeboy October 19, 2011
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Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
by Skybo67 October 12, 2009
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Bitched

A term to describe one's eyes when high as fuck on weed and redder than the Devil's dank.
My eyes are sooooooo bitched, guy.
by Carsizzle December 25, 2010
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Bitching

1).Complaining
2).A group of whores
3).Bad shit
1.Man, that girl's been bitching all this time!
2.What a fuck of bitching bitches!
3.Man this wheather is bitching it!
by P.I.M.P. August 17, 2004
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bitches blow

1. In beer pong, an expression relating to the fact that only unskilled players attempt to blow the ball out of the cup when it is "rimming around".

2. A rule that is established in beer pong to prevent any such blowing (only applicable if you are playing with a bitch that does blow).
Take that cup off the table! We're playing bitches blow!
by Jeff Ev April 9, 2006
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Custy Bitches

A group of women who may be considered ugly and extremely unattractive. Many times they are involved with church as an after school activity.
Damn, why does Brian always want to hang out with those Custy Bitches.
by Paul Caron February 23, 2008
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