not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

Bitch

The middle position of the back seat of a car; the most unwanted seat.

1)
S: "Shotgun!"
K: "Not bitch"
N: "Not bitch!"
A: "damn. Looks like I'm bitch."

2) It's good to know someone who likes to ride bitch, because it is 1 less thing to settle stoned.

by axle [DS] December 24, 2007

Bitches

somw girls that be straiht up and want to get with yo

like we was playin these bitches and they was fucking suckin us of yo

sheldon is an idiot

by steez November 21, 2003

Bitch

Bitch is a female dog. A female dog barks. Bark is on a tree. A tree is in nature. Nature is beautiful

Joe: Your a bitch

Me: A bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment

by MaddyTheBean November 27, 2019

bitch

some african nigga name armindo

armindo palmer is a bitch.

by Anonymously anonymous girl November 12, 2020

bitch

johnny fucking parsons

god damn you're a bitch johnny parsons

by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019

bitch-it

A popular approach in first person shooters, to bitch-it is the act of avoiding all conflict in favour of biding time and hiding until the right moment. At this moment, the bitchers will spring into action and attempt to seize the glory.

Seen by some as a cowardly pathetic act, it is just simply a more intellectual approach...

Michael : What's the plan then?
Tom : I suggest we bitch-it in this house until the final circle.
Michael : Usual plan then.

by MrTeacherMan April 13, 2020