Pregnant Beef

When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.

LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”

LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”

by Ler420 September 9, 2019

beef sigh

When you're going down on them beef flaps and gasp for air.

I was sucking that pusspuss but then my asthma kicked in and I had to sneak in a beef sigh like, damn son.

by HeyIsThatNice May 1, 2021

super beef

Wrapping the pussy in two sub rolls and fucking it

Yo my boy DeAndre bought some sub rolls the other day to super beef Tayquisha

by Dirty wash clothes November 4, 2015

beef strut

To take a short walk with the intention of passing gas.

"After eating Marines beans I was beef strutting all day!"

by Jopato February 21, 2015

Chow The Beef

munching on a vagina

I bet those lesbians chow the beef

by D_450 October 20, 2008

Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016