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A euphemism similar to Landing Strip or Happy Trail, an Amish Beard is a particular pubic styling type in which a person only shaves the upper part of their hair leaving the underneath completely untouched. The hair on the scrotum or underneath the vagina then resembles the classic Amish Beard worn only on the neck with a clean shaven face.
"Yeah I was running late and only had time to shave the top. Good thing she didn't mind the Amish Beard I was rockin'."
by JB BL September 5, 2007
Get the Amish Beard mug.A man who's beard allows him to speak with more than one voice. A man who can bring wolfpacks together. A man who can create visions of blue poles and lemon drizzle cakes. He is an entires human race's alter ego.
by Graciousdolious December 14, 2011
Get the Beardyman mug.Light, non-threatening, drifty-twinkly-jazzy music that is made by a very serious man in a small room on a computer. Aimed at an audience who like to stroke their chins while listening, trying to pretend that they are serious music lovers, when really they are listening to elevator music.
Otherwise known as idm (intelligent dance music), as described by people who are so scared of looking stupid, they actually put the word "intelligent" in the name of their favourite music genre. The music is undanceable but they put the word "dance" in it because they wish they could dance. And it's not really very musical so they put the word "music" on the end for safety.
Other people call beardpop electronica because it is so unimaginative that there are absolutely no ideas in the music, and listeners are left with only soulless electrical signals.
minimal techno is a close relative but modified for people that want to dance, a bit, robotically, without the offbeat funkiness required in uk garage, drum and bass or hip hop.
Otherwise known as idm (intelligent dance music), as described by people who are so scared of looking stupid, they actually put the word "intelligent" in the name of their favourite music genre. The music is undanceable but they put the word "dance" in it because they wish they could dance. And it's not really very musical so they put the word "music" on the end for safety.
Other people call beardpop electronica because it is so unimaginative that there are absolutely no ideas in the music, and listeners are left with only soulless electrical signals.
minimal techno is a close relative but modified for people that want to dance, a bit, robotically, without the offbeat funkiness required in uk garage, drum and bass or hip hop.
They were playing so much beardpop I fell asleep on the dancefloor, and I didn't wake up for seven hundred years.
by MINKYMINK February 14, 2007
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by Panorin December 20, 2013
Get the bearded clam mug.unlike its northern countepart, the southern beard is generally hidden by underpants. the southern beard is generally referred to after sighting an unkempt, smelly individual whose commitment to personal hygiene is low.
'can you imaging how tatty the southern beard is if the northern one hasn't been trimmed, brushed or touched in 2 years'
by Hilda Cuttyhunk May 22, 2006
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