banana canon.

A butthole which fires bananas

Shove a banana up your ass, push it out so it flies into an awaiting mouth. There you have a banana canon.

by Marame February 22, 2009

funky banana

1)A person who is considered by many an amazingly cool person
2)A term used to descibe male genitals that dont meet required standards

1) I love him! he is a real funky banana!
2) eurgh! it even had brown puss spots on it,it was a right funky banana

by freeekay July 14, 2007

Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.

Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!

by E-Nasty April 6, 2009

chiquita banana

n. A curved micropenis (very small bent dick).

He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

banana orgy

Excessive indulgence in bananas at a party.

Are you ready for the banana orgy in room A711?

by Lance [the] Old Man September 4, 2006