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he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference
guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel
by THISTHIS October 7, 2021
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yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.
Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.
by Jopronas August 21, 2022
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anchovy on a bagel

A term used by a man that loves rimming the butts of other men through a bagel.
"Wow, that guy really likes to rim through that bagel, his tongue looks like an anchovy darting through that hidey hole! Thats an anchovy on a bagel
by zimdah April 1, 2021
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Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.
by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
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Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.
That girl is such a bagel
by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024
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How Bout Them Bagels

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning
by Kdog September 26, 2024
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Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid
Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel
by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022
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