A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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