Bowling in the basement

Euphemism for anal sex, typically between two homosexual males.

I've never seen Bob with a woman-maybe he's bowling in the basement.

by a55pirate February 18, 2011

bowl cut

noun
1. a hair cut that you could put a salad in.

Brian has a bowl cut.

by Flip my chips June 13, 2006

Punch Bowl

When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink.

Go fill it up .

by Gdit March 9, 2017

Bowl Job

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.

Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.

by Missm00 October 28, 2012

Bowling Pin

An old person crossing the street.

I was driving down Main Street and had to swerve at the bowling pin.

by Three's Company 859 February 6, 2012

phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries

Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.

by Yeeper July 22, 2006

Bowl Noob

An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.

1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)

2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)

3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe

4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber

5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl

6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e

7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)

8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.

9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.

10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.

by gen.ret February 22, 2013