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Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball November 28, 2011
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dipshit asshole

when someones being a giant asshole but also being stupid at the same time
Guy1: its not spelt: "probably" its spelt: "probabbly"
Guy2: wow you're being a dipshit asshole
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Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020
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Small Asshole

When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.

Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!

Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
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futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007
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Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard
Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."
by Flareside92 November 15, 2010
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asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.
by JustaBitch March 4, 2009
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