Angry White Man

Someone from a demographic that has the majority of Senators, Law Enforcement officials, Congressman, State Governors, Judges, the top richest people in society, the majority of management positions, yet still thinks he's oppressed because you won't let him call you nigger.

Usually ends up sending letter bombs or killing and eating the women who won't sleep with his bitter, self-righteous ass.

Example:

Angry White Man: How come I have to pay you slave reparations?

Average black person: You've never paid slave reparations.

Angry White Man: How come I have to pay this illegal immigrant?

Average black person: because you hired him.

by MsSmartAss May 8, 2009

Angry Bald Eagle

After eating a bunch of yellow skittles, a male gets a blow job, and right before he cums, spits a big yellow stream right on her nose. After doing this he continues by blowing a load all over her face. This should give her the Classic yellow nose and white face of a bald eagle.

Awww dude did you see all the cum on Laura's face? She was totally given an Angry bald eagle.

by Jackson Carr January 9, 2009

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"

I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .

by EL-KABONG! September 25, 2007

Angry Whopper

When you are having intercourse you suddenly, and unexpectedly pull out and put in to her ass. Thus making her angry. Then, when you have finished, or she has pissed you off too much, you remove your dick and smack her in the face with it.

"Man my girlfriend was being a total bitch, so I totally gave her an angry whopper."

by Prag690 January 24, 2009

Angry Blue Devil

After a bitch blue balls you, your bro avenges you by skeeting early in the bitch's face and then pokes her in the eyes with a devil horn hand. All while screaming "HORNS UP, SLUT!"

It's cool bro, she is a dumb slore, I will give her the Angry Blue Devil later.

by Chiefy Chief April 30, 2011

angry dinosaur

Sucking the fart out of a men's ass and blowing across a lighter while yelling raaaahwwww.

I made your mom do the angry dinosaur last night.

by Ewk221987 January 24, 2017