Andres

Andres loves cricket
by henos December 16, 2020
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Andres

Enamorado eternamente de la morocha de sexto, se siente tan atraído que mataria por ella, le gusta irse del sereno con ella, es lo mejor q le paso en su vida
Pepito: y esa chica??
Andresito: es valentina el amor d mi vida
by Ndndnsj November 23, 2021
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Andre

Gets so much pussy and makes really good disstracks and his friend Braydon wants to fuck Jamie
Andre is a fucking savage
by Fukknibba August 11, 2017
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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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Andre

A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
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Andres

A guy perfect for Zoee. Zoee wants to fuck the shit out of andres
by Dmg Dan November 11, 2019
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Andre

Bro you're being a real Andre right now
by Eclipse22 June 26, 2019
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