Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024
Get the Joe Simonmug. Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
Get the simon the seahorsemug. Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
Get the simon and Mariamug. simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.
by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021
Get the Simonemug. The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
Get the Simonmug. 
