Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simon Heibelmug. A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.
Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.
by stok3d August 2, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Get the Simon cowellmug. Simone is a very sarcastic yet nice and lovely boy, he's really smart and always raises his hand in class. He's got brown hair and brown eyes,an adorable smile and a laugh that could kill someone of fun. He can be a little violent of someone tries to tie his hair,but everybody still loves him tho.
by jojoposingrn November 22, 2021
Get the Simonemug. Simone-9 : The Kinetic Hub made from COVID-19.
Disclaimer_kinetic in red take full responsibility of this definitions publication, we are expecting 'urban dictionary' to publish this definition and are relentless in doing so. This platform is a great source of knowledge and shall the definitions submitted continue to be published without pressure, apposing this instance. Bryn Benn.
Disclaimer_kinetic in red take full responsibility of this definitions publication, we are expecting 'urban dictionary' to publish this definition and are relentless in doing so. This platform is a great source of knowledge and shall the definitions submitted continue to be published without pressure, apposing this instance. Bryn Benn.
So, we call Simone-9. If it doesn't respond, This is not good, if we sucseed in offering a better alternative, and will lead to Kinetic controling and stabalizing the climate crisis. This Response is Required ! Alt. The TLL HUB (Holocaust) will continue to controls society and runs us around in loops.
by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020
Get the Simone-9mug.
Get the Simon Nøragermug. Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
Get the SIMON TONGUEmug.