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White South African

Any White person born and raised in South Africa.

White South Africans like to live the good life, they're a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. However, they tend to get very violent if provoked. I myself, have never seen such carnage before I went to South Africa.

A White South African can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of Colombian and Russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.

Be wary of Afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.

Afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. So approach those guys with caution.

All other White South Africans except the Afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people - if you stay on their good side.

I saw a guy get beaten to shit by this one dude in South Africa, something to do with a girl. I also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong...
Guy 1: "Dude that guy is a Bad Motherfucker"

Guy 2: "You see that dude get curb-stomped?! That guy who did it must have been a"

Girl: "White South African?"

Guy 1 & 2: "Yeah"
by romplestomple March 16, 2011
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South African beer

Not really beer at all, It is just Zebra piss drank out of a vuvuzela by South African's whilst they stand around smoking vulture brains and talking about how shit their country is.
Man1: "Hey Heinrich, anymore of this warm golden South African beer to quench my thirst?"

Heinrich: "Yeh, smoking these vulture brains really makes you thirsty hey.......... by the way, how shit is our country?"

Man1: "Pretty shit indeed"
by Leeemon April 19, 2011
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Albino African

An Albino African is a person who is of African descent however have the condition called Albinism (or being Albino), making it so that they lack Melanin in their skin.
Woah dude! Do you know that Albino African Infinity?
I am Albino African.
by xxxaszneeting June 5, 2018
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Giant African millipede

A ugly person that is really weird
by Mexican384782837 April 23, 2019
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South African ant hill

When you collect your butt crusties for a week in a jar then dump them in a pile around your belly button on Sunday morning
My gf left me when she found my South African ant hill jar
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Match.com is full of fake-ass-africans trying to procure your money! Beware Herb! Beware!!!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
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Fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Go find a real woman instead of that Fake ass African you keep typing!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
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