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african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows
by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021
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African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
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African-American

A term wrongfully used to describe Black (Eumelanated) Americans. Black Americans are not from Africa, they are in fact the original Americans. If the original American can adopt the title of a foreigner and disassociate themselves from their true ancestors, the land and resources they’re due to inherit are much easier to be taken.
The African-American has been created to destroy his/her actual heritage.
by Lyte Bulb August 30, 2019
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African Firefly

When someone sharts in your mouth and tapes it closed, then tickles you until it comes out of your nose
Friend: Hey what did you do with that girl last night
Me: We did the African Firefly
by Getting blown February 26, 2022
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African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.
Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.
by Maq Maq January 13, 2021
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African booty snatcher

Someone who is ruthless is the sheets and in the streets. As soon as the see a booty they like, they violetly expose the cheeks and snatch the booty (Penis inside) with no regard for Human life.
My wife was bending down getting a trash bag from under the sink and I African booty snatched her. -African booty Snatcher
by Mr. Ween May 12, 2022
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african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016
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