inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".

I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.

by Isotrope May 10, 2021

Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020

Asshole-Stimulator

asshole-stimulator

I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.

by Smammon September 12, 2019

Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.

Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole

by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 06, 2007

dylan asshole

A big fat asshole who is always in troble A big fat asshole

dylan asshole

by red clan January 10, 2019

Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard

Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."

by Flareside92 November 13, 2010