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Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.
Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob
by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025
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Alyssa

Alyssa is someone you never want to let go of. She is kind and caring. She is determined and focused. She has the most beautiful soul you will ever find. She has flaws, everyone does, but even those make her beautiful. She can be stubborn, but don’t let that get in the way if you really love her. She may not always know what to say, but her being there will make you feel better. She is beautiful, she is gorgeous, and she is stunning, both inside and out. I love you Alyssa.
I love you Alyssa, I hope we find our way back to each other.

I miss my Alyssa :(
by TheDorkWhoStillLovesYou September 24, 2025
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Alyssa

She had the biggest dick. It’s so big she can fuck someone in Russia from the USA. It is sentient and she can control it. It can move like a fucking worm and strangle you if you’re not careful. Yet, she’s so good at hiding it that there are legends about it.
I hope he doesn’t find the Alyssa stuff.
by John Caspar December 3, 2025
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning
by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025
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Alyssa

Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
Kylie: look at Alyssa, I wish I smelled like her.

Kim: Me too I love her stench so much ..
by Jose Luis November 22, 2021
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A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 22, 2021
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