Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

Alyssa and Jacob by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

hoodrat alyssa 

A simple but sexy hoe with a hydro flask. She isn't afraid to show her skills in class.

Wow hoodrat alyssa is at it again with the number 'e'

hoodrat alyssa by eelho9 May 29, 2017

the alyssa alibi 

the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.

chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.

the alyssa alibi by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011

James and Alyssa 

When James and Alyssa meet they will get together for a few months and they will have their on and off days but either way, his pure sexiness always gives Alyssa a reason to laugh harder. He literally puts you under a romantic disney spell and you want it to go a little longer. They both love food and are the couple with a kind soul yet have differences that make them star crossed lovers. When Alyssa is with James she literally has to be on her best behavior like she has to turn on a christian playlist in order to maintain her fun. Hes more of a hands on guy and lets you control him rather than someone like Nolan who is agonizingly rude

James and Alyssa will see each other but just never admit their love for each other. Its just a blessing as their relationship as star crossed lovers is so expensive. Thats why they feel like a million dollars for finding each other.

James and Alyssa by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

Dirty Alyssa 

When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.

I had a real good dirty alyssa experience with a few of my pals from chess club.

Dirty Alyssa by riverbitch April 15, 2020

ethan and alyssa 

A cute couple who will last forever

"There so cute together"

"I bet there names are Ethan and Alyssa"

ethan and alyssa by Bianca_lovejoyyy November 17, 2016

Dirty Alyssa 

When you are lonely and ain’t go no man so you improvise with your lacrosse stick.

When you tell a good dad joke and you reward yourself with dirty Alyssa.

Dirty Alyssa by Supreme Dddddddd January 19, 2020