Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)

Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod

by HotFish84 June 09, 2024

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016

the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... December 26, 2011

Gizz Rod

A term given to someone who can successfully be a woman repellent unintentionally

Luis went on a party earlier, everyone called him a Gizz Rod

by LePost James November 04, 2022

Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking

Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.

by Tye95 March 24, 2017

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

by WhyDoISayThings July 07, 2021

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 10, 2015