tard

The shiznizzlist mofo ever to roll out of T'vizzle. Noted for "Mad Dog" magic marker tattoo. Often paired with "Hook." short for "Richard"

No one called him by his real name, they all knew him as "Tard."

by Ricky D June 6, 2003

Wii-tard

someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.

Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game

by alex middleton December 9, 2006

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

by Bwooood May 31, 2019

fuck-tard

This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.

Did this guy really stand up his girlfriend in order to go to a nerd convention? What a fuck-tard!

by ApeBeam June 3, 2018

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022

tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012