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Shart

A shart is when you fart and shit at the same time. Basically, it's when you think you farted, you actually shat.
"Yo bro, I just sharted. Stay away or the smell will get to you!"
by Isacc bals October 24, 2023
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LE Shart

Le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of OXYGEN..Laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ''poops'' out..usually followed by little songs..
Robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that WASTE OF OXYGEN

When the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye's

The world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh

Hey world! We got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah

Yes we do
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,Oh

The world is just a great big onion

& I don't care, it's the face people like to wear

Yes it is now

& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Tell about it, baby!
So come on, let's knock on every door
Tell them love is the answer
Whether they're rich or poor, oh yeah
For we don't care what you do
How you look, or your status claim, baby
No no, because brothers & sisters
From now on, is gonna be everyone's name, oh oh

& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Yes it is
Is to plant love seeds

Now everybody, got to plant love seeds

Until it dies

The world is just a great big onion
by ONIONLOOKSATU March 17, 2010
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gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016
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Jello Shart

Chocolate pudding shot, similar to a jello shot

But pudding... and chocolate
Bro, pass me a lactaid before I take this Jello Shart
by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025
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flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.
by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016
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Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.
Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016
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