Pat: I like this chick
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp
by Lolthisisfunny35 June 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.
Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.
Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.
by UDUser4820 May 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Luke-duke910 February 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Kendricktheviolist May 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp is word to describe people such as Naruto and Sakura who simp for just the wrong reasons. Felix Kjellburg was a simp that traveled to another country for this.
by realizing the ways of me September 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug.