Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.

"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"

by anonymous June 29, 2024

get jojo'd

TO get high with california grass - origin from Get Back by the Beatles

Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner, jojo left his home in tuscan arizona for some california grass. he get jojo'd

by Boboerto November 1, 2011

get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

GET OUT MY HEAD

If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.

In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.

FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.

Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.

OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.

As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )

by METE MEAT MEET May 5, 2021

try codeine and get back to me

it's a classic saying

"try codeine and get back to me aidan"

by coca hina April 21, 2025

Get right

Getting right is when you want to hook up

Jada really likes Harold and they've been texting for a while I think there about to get right

by Shmeatgang365 October 7, 2017

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by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025