London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Baby back bitch

One who has reached the higest volume of weak ass pussy.

Scaredy cat who ain’t gon git lest y’all tell him he’s a bitch

Wow, what has made you turn into such a baby back bitch? It’s not even scary. !

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024

helluh baby

An adjective used for someone who is fat or obese.

"Fuck dude, check out that chick! Her curves are SO fine!"
"No, she's not curvy. She's just helluh baby."

by Mio Asami April 27, 2008

Baby

Annoying ass kids who won’t shut the fuck up.

Jim: CAN THAT BABY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mother behind: DICK HEAD don’t talk like that in front of my kid.

by Bdbehehjer February 13, 2021

Jelly Baby

The code name given to a crush who is sweet and childish but also really fit.

I want to make waffles in jelly Baby

by Anonymous 825 April 19, 2018

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"

by jinkyjunkie December 6, 2020