Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.

"Bro i'm off my turk now"

by Whalemantis July 6, 2024

Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly

My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler

by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

Fucked me off

Is being fucked on "by a person"

Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.

by Angel1994 October 1, 2025

The sloppy gag off

Whe a girl and her partner Goes in to to doggy style and the cums on the back on the other partner and licks it off there back

I about to the sloppy gag off to girl

by Joey the big October 28, 2021

get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.

"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."

by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 8, 2023