Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.
How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.
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Get the Dog mug.Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
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“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”
“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”
“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”
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