Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.

by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009

man love thursday

A weekly outbreak of homosexuality taken place by Afghan boys and men right before their one day weekend. Used to describe a homosexual act with friends, co-workers, family, etc. that you normally wouldn't do, except on thursdays.

"Roger, I hate you, except on Man love Thursdays ;)"
"I would so fuck u today if it was man love Thursday"
"Anthony is gay for Jorge, and it's not man love Thursday!!!"
"Jonathan is gay... super gay on man love Thursdays"

by Laurassa November 8, 2007

posh man's wank

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).

"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."

by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009

Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010

One Man Gangbang

When you do something amazing that would normally take more than 4-5 people.

In Modern Warfare 2:

Guy 1: "Hey you just killed the entire enemy team in Ground War!"

Guy 2: "I know, I'm a one man gangbang!"

by DoctorGoodWood May 28, 2010

Man Hole Transfer

The act of installing speculums in two homosexual male anal passages to maintain maximum dilation, “pitching male” then positions himself above his partner then relaxes his bowel to introduce one turd from his anus to “receiving male's” anus.

NOTE: Only one turd may exit/enter anus. Multiple turd drops, corn fragments, peanut chunks, or diarrhea disqualify both involved in the transfer, and could be grounds to lose all transfer privileges.

Jake man hole transfered Mark last night.

by manhole matt June 17, 2008

Old man strength

A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.

With his old man strength no matter how hard we tried. He beat all of us in wrestling.

by Old man strength September 5, 2018