Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

by Dankone January 20, 2024

Baby shit

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.

Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes

by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022

kroger baby feet

Babies who run around in a grocery store with no shoes on and their feet get black and nasty

Look at that baby, she got kroger baby feet

by kat_moore May 17, 2023

Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

by Babyahmed January 16, 2021

baby yoda

god

praise baby yoda

by <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<: February 27, 2020

Broth Baby

Friend: you're never going to get laid if you don't let loose
Me: I don't want to be like those Broth Babbies
Friend: It's cool if you are, I will wash you with bleach after
Me: you're fucked up but such a good friend

You should not invite them to your party, you never know you might be the next Broth Baby at school

by TheGreatRedTree December 16, 2021