Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.

Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.

by BoofAsher420 January 17, 2019

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly

My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler

by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022

Flash Off

To do something silently; Muffled or Faint.

"Creep up on em' Flash Off" -Buclcly

by Zodacxx July 16, 2023

knockin off

Making yourself obvious that your either high or up to no good.

Dude, be cool, your knockin off there's a cop, right over there.

by sagebonehead69 December 17, 2013

knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

off the shnizhouse

var. off the chain
var. (fo) shizzle
jewish variation
by jehuda
see also
jehuda
jewfry

yo jewfry that yo bubbe is off the shnizhouse! word

by jehuda212 June 4, 2005