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Man Thong Syndrome

When a male acts in a manor which may be perceived as gay only because a women is not around. The affected individual acts as such do to high testosterone levels which make the male want to do gay things such as; whipping his balls out, humping, gay suggestive gestures(verbally), and for instance wearing Man Thongs amongst men.
Matt winked at a guy today.

Matt said he'd tap a guy who was playing Beer Bong.

Matt got a boner in a room full of men.

Matt said he'd "tap that", to a guy in his dorm.

#Man Thong Syndrome
Matt secretly "likes" his roommate Justin.
by ABizzle49 December 7, 2010
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dead man on a stick

what the crucifix means to non-christians.
mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?
by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009
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3 letter man

WWII Navy slang meaning FAG, a term used on the battleship USS Texas and possibly other navy ships.
Seamen First Class Benjamin Dover is a strong 3 letter man who swabs the poopdeck.
by K Werz. February 11, 2008
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straw man arguement

A locical fallacy in which the arguementative point is made into a caracature of it's original point. Extremely effective because it's not based on facts, but lies and assumptions. The burden of proof then lies in the defense, not the offense. Especially effective when the defense isn't allowed to offer objection. Popularized by right wing talk radio hosts Rush and Hannity.

Step one: Build the straw man. Ignore facts and make outlandish lies/slander. Redefine the facts. "liberals want to take your guns away and turn the U.S. over to the U.N."

Step 2: Knock down the straw man. "That flies in the face of everything we Americans believe in."

Step 3: Connect step 2 to step 1. "Only a communist would think of something like that."

Step 4: "Negate" your opponant by opposing the conclusion in step 3. "I hate those liberal communists. If they think us right-wingers will sit quietly while they destroy the country the're dead wrong."
Rush and Hannity can't argue the facts, so they have to make up the "evil liberal agenda" and then appear patriotic by opposing it.
by spot December 6, 2004
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Facebook Man-Whore

A guy who thinks he's so popular just because he has +600 friends on Facebook, messed up statuses (example: '2m' for tomorrow. Or doubling the last letter, example: 'outt' instead of 'out'), writes poems/ surveys/ anything in their notes section and tags people they don't even know to make themselves look popular, has a profile picture of them taking a picture of themselves in the mirror flashing the peace sign and looking away from the camera, and someone who is a major conformist. Facebook Man-Whores are ALWAYS very shallow, superficial, and cocky.
Shannon: I hate Alex, he's such a Facebook Man-Whore.
John: I know, no one even likes him. When is he gonna learn that he's conceited?
by Plumeburst April 18, 2009
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Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.
A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.
by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010
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Fat Man Syndrome

Whenever a person eats an excessive amount of food, even if they are thin. This phenomenon is unexplainable by doctors, but still happens.
Man 1: "I heard that John was diagnosed with Fat Man Syndrome."
Man 2: "I would have never guessed... he's so thin!"
Man 1: "But he eats a hell of a lot!"
by K-cin January 15, 2009
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