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Babies

A stupid thing your parents made and probably regret making.
Mom: "Lets have babies!"

Dad: "Okay, but we won't keep it right?"
Mom: "No lets just do it for the-"
Dad: "Okay! I'm in!"
by Anonymous (Unknown) June 7, 2018
mugGet the Babiesmug.

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022
mugGet the Baby Carrot Dickmug.

baby ram

having sex with a pregnant woman and leaving penetration holes in the unborn child. the child will come out a baby ram.
his baby boy came out a baby ram.
by Roscoe Splash June 2, 2016
mugGet the baby rammug.

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.
"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."
mugGet the Crime Babymug.

Mudslide baby

When a woman gives birth to a baby and poops at the same time the baby is referred to as a mudslide baby.
"My mom shit when I was born so I'm a mudslide baby. "
by gentleCannibal December 25, 2021
mugGet the Mudslide babymug.

Baby Back Bitch

People who are always being told what to do by there parents and get treated like a fucking baby in other words there a mommas boy or a baby back bitch
by Babster23 June 30, 2019
mugGet the Baby Back Bitchmug.

kitchen baby

A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.
The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs
by Kitchen babii March 12, 2023
mugGet the kitchen babymug.

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