Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.

A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*

by Archetypalknight June 10, 2017

Betty Ross Syndrome

A girl who knows full well a guy is likely to cheat, hurt her and be an inconsistent loose cannon, yet instists on trying to 'fix' him under a narcissistic and twisted delusion that she's just the special girl out of everyone that's tried to effectively 'Tame the Incredible Hulk'

"She's still with him after he cheated 3 times and everyone around them warned her about him? She must have Betty Ross Syndrome."

by M4rk311 June 11, 2017

Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again

by My dads super July 15, 2017

nosaj syndrome

A critical condition in which a guy likes to whack his dick off of inanimate objects, such as household appliances, steering wheels, tables, etc.

My boyfriend keeps whacking his dick off of the kitchen table, I think he has Nosaj syndrome!

by SeñorSauce June 18, 2017

Perpetual Pussy Syndrome

Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.

WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)

by IncognitoAF June 24, 2017

Air bagging syndrome

The habit of taking action prematurely to protect ones feelings.

"Did you hear that she dumped her boyfriend?"
"Yeah but it's not her fault she has air bagging syndrome."

by Spicy orange gals July 13, 2017

New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017