Pull and push

The art of masterbating while deficating.

Every morning Nazar does his morning Pull and push.

by Beanrism July 22, 2011

Pulling a Trump

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."

"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

by Skarr Phase 2 New Email March 26, 2024

Pulled a Julian

To make plans and sleep through them

Man, I was supposed to have a date but I pulled a Julian.

by Bondini April 21, 2021

Pull a Rankin

Someone who cancels plans last minute, using ill-timed naps or other drivel instead of admitting they would prefer to not proceed with said plans.

We were alread at the bar when he decided to pull a Rankin on us

by Names are words June 12, 2018

Pull a Sanderson

Winding up back in someone's hotel room after last call and polishing off the mini-bar's contents. Typically seen in rock stars and journalists on overseas press junkets.

"Oh man, the bar is closing, it's only 8 o'clock in New York and I'm on an expense account: let's pull a Sanderson."

by meerkat67 December 25, 2008

pull a Lachlan

Build to the skybox limit in Fortnite, and make it to the end of a match without getting knocked down.

Did you see that guy pull a Lachlan? He was so high up, none of my squad saw him!

by Robot28L June 9, 2018

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012