dogs

animals that are better than cats
they have fur and are cute

Dogs are better than cats.

by s i x t y n i n e February 15, 2022

Dog park

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.

I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.

by Butt Conner March 9, 2023

dog

either the cutest thing in existence or the bane of your existence

"my dog peed all of my house"
"my dog is so cute i died"

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

like a dog in rut

A term related to a dog in heat
Can also be used to describe someone's horniness or a high sex drive

my partner is like a dog in rut right now
they keep wanting to fuck

by Zom_Zetie August 22, 2023

shoop dog

a baller who looks like a fag stick

look at shoop dog 😩

by everembob March 11, 2021

Dog Jaw

When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.

While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.

by Sharkynm June 4, 2021

green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.

That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.

by planet green man June 13, 2010