Pulling A River

Pissing your pants to the point it's almost the amount of liquid as a river

Guy: I just pissed my pants a lot

Guy 2: That's called Pulling A River

by BussinChicken May 08, 2021

Pulling a Paul

Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”

I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.

by Luigitime February 23, 2024

Pulling a Paul

Going to Waffle House or a similar establishment during the day or completely sober. This typically is a sign a person is completely insane or very old.

Jake: I saw John last night Pulling a Paul at Waffle House!
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?

by ScepticalSapien November 03, 2021

Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.

I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.

by Calm in sense January 31, 2024

Pulled a Will

To become so excited over a situation, object or person that you cum in your pants

I almost pulled a will over that chick.

He hella pulled a will over that

by M89D May 02, 2009

pulling an aaryn

Bringing up random white men into a conversation that did not need them

Person 1: “OMG did you hear Sammy yesterday barging in talking about Henry Cavill AGAIN?”
Person 2: “Oh I KNOW! she just could’nt stop pulling an aaryn.”

by dont even mention it xoxo June 20, 2023

Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

by BigDawgJ September 04, 2021