Skip to main content

Shit Posse

Walking by the Monkey cage in the Bronx Zoo and seeing piles of Monkey Poop covered with Flies, the head fly commanding orders to the Posse to get into some Shit.

Carrying small plastic bags with you when you have to walk your dog, IE: " If your Dog can Poop it, You must scoop it ! "

When a nasty neighbor continually looks out their window checking if your Dog is Shitting on their lawn.
You get your ass out their and walk that Dog, Aha Mom I, ain't got time for for the Shit Posse, you wait till your Father gets home !
by RocketRanger July 22, 2010
mugGet the Shit Posse mug.

Shit Glob

1. Samsung Gravity.

2. A piece of shit.

3. Something really, really bad.
Girl: Ugh my phone is such a shit glob.

Boy: Dude, I know.
by heybbykupkakeee November 15, 2010
mugGet the Shit Glob mug.

shit hearder

(noun) A plumber who mainly works on (DWV) Drain waste and vent systems.
Look at that Shit hearder go, Those turds don't have a chance.
by dp clown June 4, 2010
mugGet the shit hearder mug.

Shits mystical.

A phrase comonly used in Ringwood, New Jersey to express a state of absolute bakery in one's mind. One's lungs would have to consume approximately half an ounce to achieve such state of being in their own little world.
Billy - You aright? You look bugged...

Spanky - I'm good man, Shits mystical.
by Roryk January 21, 2006
mugGet the Shits mystical. mug.

shit sarnie

denotes something bad has to be told to your friend, parents, girlfriend
what? you shagged your girlfriends mate? thatll go down like a shit sarnie that mate
by ian morrison July 18, 2006
mugGet the shit sarnie mug.

shit prod

A proper gay kid who shags men up the ass which is how they get shit on there cock/
Kyle is a shit prod, he fucked the dog in the ass.
by oli sten April 24, 2006
mugGet the shit prod mug.

shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.
they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...
by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009
mugGet the shit-waffled mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email