Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

pull up

a spontaneous event that is unannounced usually for a specific cause

After news of the white supremacist harming a sister spread, the brother decided to pull up where he lived

by chillin662 September 29, 2022

Pull a Faith

When one has an advantage and shows off too much, leading to his death and defeat.

I don't always pull a Faith but when I do, it's tea bagging a downed opponent.

by Deviantsandman July 16, 2014

pull a nancy

To follow Nancy Reagan's trademark advice and "Just say no."

I pull a nancy everytime someone tells me to stop drinking

by 13245555 July 3, 2016

Pull an Andy

There’s multiple “pull an andy”s but the most common one is doing nothing when it’s pack up time at work. Others are things such as; looking for the calculator, having to many beers on Friday, clocking off 3 hours before he actually leaves.

Cam: “where’s Luke?”
Jamie: “ he’s gonna pull an andy”

by Dghsjhdfdkl June 14, 2018

Pull An Emi

When You Get Permission To Do Something You Were Never Trained To Do And End Up Nuking Everything.

"Yo bro, pull an Emi rq!"

"Man, I sure do want to pull an Emi right now."

by GOOMBIN' IT August 2, 2025

Pulling a direct

Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.

Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.

Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.

by rivsz June 26, 2021