Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

by epic memmme August 11, 2019

Carolina mouthfull

A sex move where you get a blowjob and finish in her mouth 2-3 times non stop

Girl: that was an amazing Carolina mouthfull

Guy: i think you gave me crabs...

by Emerald GH August 28, 2019

Moving Mountains

To overcome adversity against at least some several odds and a farmer's dozen even-bare minimum.

Porsche McAponestone excelled obiedient to those laws relevant unflinchingly and with the utmost serious dedication and commitment as well as fudged the numbers a few time or more in magnificent struggle to attain excellence and perfect her golden dome of wisdom and Apple of chaste and wondrous fulfillment thus moving mountains.

by RebarbiceCream August 29, 2019

Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

Dicksucker Mouth

A person with a permanent underbite and mouth the shape of a dick usually with teeth pointing sharply outwards. Dicksucker Mouth

That chick def sucks dick for a living and oh dang so does her man, both have dicksucker Mouth big-time!

by Flaplaya September 26, 2019

Poop mouth

A booty lipped person wit stank breath

Daaamn that nigga a poop mouth

by Supreme pikman October 1, 2019