Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique

From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!

by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022

Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022

Fety head

A person who smokes fetynal

Wow look at all these fety heads on the street nodding out

by anonymous August 28, 2022

gammon head

Someone with an abnormally large head

Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?

by VampyLovesCake August 30, 2022

Mole Head

To suck a massive mole on a Woman's face like you are giving it head

Dude did you have to give that 'Mole Head'

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Gorilla Head

The act of giving a woman oral sex and the woman has not shaved.

Bro I totally gave chloe gorilla head last night.

by GorillaHeadCreator2003 September 3, 2022

Head growth hormones

A new term for an increased level of self importance

Are you Louis XIV and suffering from a case of head growth hormones?

by Sexydimma September 5, 2022