A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(
Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!
by Sugon69 July 27, 2022
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Get the Baby dibble mug.A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.
My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
by Bshifters December 19, 2019
Get the Moisture Baby mug.a meme starring sans where he stares at the viewer, saying... "baby girl? daddys home."
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
by AsherK March 24, 2024
Get the baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah..... mug.I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.
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