When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
Get the White man’s firemug. A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
Get the Peanut Butter Whitemug. - to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying
by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022
Get the National Annoying White Friend Daymug. He is a Harry Potter fanon character (therefore created by fans) protagonist of a fanfiction saga The Most Faithful.
He is a former agent of the English Ministry of Magic who worked as a spy for Dumbledore. He attended Hogwarts in the same years as Lily Evans and Severus Snape, with whom he became best friends.
He is a former agent of the English Ministry of Magic who worked as a spy for Dumbledore. He attended Hogwarts in the same years as Lily Evans and Severus Snape, with whom he became best friends.
He's been Locked away in Nurmengard for years, now he has a chance to help Dumbledore and the Boy Who Lived.
His name is Byron White.
His name is Byron White.
by WizardWalker January 28, 2024
Get the Byron Whitemug. by EVE11111 June 5, 2023
Get the Snow whitemug. Since its emergence from the caves, this ungodly, violent, sexually depraved, criminally insane beast has crawled across the earth putting out the light wherever it has gone. With no exceptions, every living organism unlucky enough to have encountered its kind, has met a disastrous fate. Functioning like a plague upon the planet, its savagery is legendary, as it devours and lays waste to everything it sees, in its greed and quest for total domination and power over human life. It is without a shadow of a doubt no other race has raped more children than the caucasians, it is WITHOUT a shadow of a doubt NO other race has RAPED more CHILDREN than the caucasians.
by Silas’ intern May 30, 2025
Get the Whitesmug. by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018
Get the White Carpetmug.